On FaceTime, I do this thing where I put the little me in the square near the camera so I can look at myself and make sure I’m looking good but it makes it seem like I’m looking at the person on the other side.
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo